A Wild Blue Lobster Appears...

  • everyone: have you got a boyfriend?
  • me: yes, he's seventeen. He has short dark hair, he reads a lot. I often take him with me to school. We spent cold nights together under my covers. He complains a lot but I do too so it's no problem, he hates the movies and he loves holding hands.
  • everyone: awh that's nice what's his name?
  • me: holden caulfield

hisnamewasbeanni:

foxfacemellark:

therealfoxxcub:

rubdown:

maycontainninjas:

Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.

YES OH MY GOD THIS IS BETTER.  I mean I love Nick Fury as Mr. Bubbles more.  Totally fits.  yes. good. 

I’m shaving my head over this right now. 

close up the internet, i’m done.

^^^^

I can no longer remember if Stark ever actually said “Boom, baby!” or if I’ve just imagined it.

(Source: bartonesque, via girlwithalessonplan)

sherlock-sherbet:

tree-running:

iggymarauder:

gdfalksen:

Cyberpunk Eyes 
University of Washington researchers have figured out how to implant semitransparent red and blue LED lights in contact lenses, for the purpose of receiving and displaying data in sharp visual images and video. This means wearers will literally be able to watch TV or view photos that are projected directly onto their eyeballs.

SCREECHING
THE FUTURE IS HERE YOU GUYS

Imagine watching a horror movie, you can’t close your eyes… NOPE!

I want this baddddd

sherlock-sherbet:

tree-running:

iggymarauder:

gdfalksen:

Cyberpunk Eyes 

University of Washington researchers have figured out how to implant semitransparent red and blue LED lights in contact lenses, for the purpose of receiving and displaying data in sharp visual images and video. This means wearers will literally be able to watch TV or view photos that are projected directly onto their eyeballs.

SCREECHING

THE FUTURE IS HERE YOU GUYS

Imagine watching a horror movie, you can’t close your eyes… NOPE!

I want this baddddd

(via iventuredfromminecraftia)